Total Drama Ridonculous Race (My Way) Episode 1. "Toronto's Tower!"

Don looks at the camera.
"Right now we are in Tornto, Canada," he announces, "16 teams of 2 will be going on a free trip around the world, competing and racing for $1,000,000! Who will win? Find out now on The Ridonculous Race!"

"Alright! We are going to meet our 16 teams! First up are Ennui and Crimson," said Don, "the Goths. Speaking of which, where are they?"
Don looked behind him to see Ennui and Crimson standing behind him.
"Blahh!" yelled Don, "do you guys need bells?"
"No thanks," says Crimson.

*Confessional*
Crimson: "Ennui and I love darkness!"
Ennui: "Crimson will only wear black and very dark colours. It is beautiful."
*End Confessional*

"Our next team are our Surfer Dudes! Brody and Geoff!" announced Don.
Geoff and Brody run up to Don and squash him in a bear hug.
"Thanks for choosing us man!" yelled Brody.
Geoff looks at the camera.
"Miss you Bridgette!" yelled Geoff.

*Confessional*
Geoff: "Doing this with my best friend is just awesome! Bridgette, I will call you everyday!"
*End Confessional*

"Our third team are Ice Dancers," said Don, "Josee and Jacques!"
Josee and Jacques danced up like professionals up to Don.
"First place!" yelled Josee, "I can already taste the gold!"
"The race hasn't started yet," muttered Don.

*Confessional*
Jacques: "We will win this race! We have gotten gold everywhere!"
Josee: "Jacques, remember the time you dropped me at the Olympics giving us silver?"
Jacques: *crying* "I don't want to talk about it!"
Josee: "He still feels bad!"
*End Confessional*

"Our fourth team has arrived! The Mother and Daughter, Kelley and Taylor!"
"Hi, nice to meet you," Kelley greets Don.
"Eww mom, nobody says that these days," muttered Taylor.

*Confessional*
Taylor: "My friends were busy, my dad was busy, I couldn't take my Hamster so looks like I am stuck with MOM!"
Kelley: "I love being around you Taylor!"
Taylor: "Don't ruin everything this time PLEASE!"
Kelley: "I promise!" *looks at camera* "Your friends mistake us for sisters sometimes honey!"
Taylor: "That's nic- WAIT, WHAT?!"
Kelley: *chuckles guiltily*
*End Confessional*

"We have best friends Devin and Carrie!"

*Confessional*
Carrie: "I am doing this with my best friend!"
Devin: "I am happy to be doing this with you Carrie, you're fast, you're smart," *Carrie blushes* "... and my girlfriend Shelly was busy!" *Carrie frowns* "What?"
Carrie: "Nothing!"

Samey: "Dad won't do the race with me, Mom won't do it with Amy, so we are stuck together."
Amy: "Did I give you permission to speak Samey?"
Samey: "Stop treating me like this!" *runs off*
Amy: "You totes recognise us from some weird Total Drama crap. She cheats! I am not a cheat!"
Samey: *yells from off camera* "YES YOU ARE!"
Amy: *runs off camera to beat Samey up*
Samey: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Mickey: "Jay and I are very delicate. We are the weakest people you will know, sadly.
Jay: *hugs Mickey* "Will we be alright?"
Mickey: "We will be fine!" *camera falls on Jay's head.
Jay: "Whaaaa!"
Mickey: "Oh no, Jay come back!"

Emma: "I am wanting to pay for Law School. Of course I needed to bring someone, so why not Kitty?"
Kitty: "Aww thanks Emma!"
Emma: "No worries. I have to look after my kid sister."
Kitty: *scowls*

Dave: "Ever since I got mad at Sky, Ella and I decided to keep in touch!"
Ella: "I realised Sugar isn't a good friend so Dave and I are going to race together!"

Max: "Apparently I am the sidekick now, huh?"
Scarlett: "Max, I am evil as heck, but we both have equal power. We will dominate this game!"
*Both do evil laugh*

Owen: "We are going around the world? COOL! I hope there are lots of food and drinks!"
Noah: "Owen..."
Owen: "Oh, sorry! I also hope we win of course!"
Noah: "We are famous on so many Reality TV Shows!"
Owen: "LETS DO THIS!" *squashes Noah in a big bear hug*

Zoey: "Mike decided to look after Cameron so he could recover after All-Stars. Gwen decided she wanted to compete in a new show, so here we are!"
Gwen: "No boy is going to stop me or Zoey!"
Zoey: "I have a boyfriend."
Gwen: "Oh..."

Sugar: "Crap!"
Leonard: "What is wrong Sugar?"
Sugar: "Ella is here! MAGIC HER AWAY!"
Leonard: "I don't know how to do that!"
Sugar: "F*** this **** u the ******* **** *********************************************!!!!!"
Leonard: "Would you like to be my princess, SugarPlum?"
Sugar: "Aww, thx!"
Leonard: "After Pahkitew Island we started dating. I am teaching Sugar lots of magic!"
Sugar: "When is our next lesson Mr. Wizard?"

Laurie: "Miles and I want to help Mother Earth."
Miles: "When we went to the Anti-Abuse for Animals meeting, when Laurie decided to call the meetings "ings" to remove the "meat", I knew we would get along!"

Jen: "Hey, hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"
Tom: "Your sexy winners are here!"
Jen: "Makeup!"
*makeup man comes along and gives Jen spray tan*
Jen: "Thanks!"
Tom: "We love fashion! We have our own blog!"

Chet: "Lorenzo's a poohead!"
Lorenzo: "We hate each other! My mom and his dad made us do this for "Bonding Time"!
Chet: "You wish you could be as awesome as me!"
*they start fighting*

"There are our 16 teams!" announced Don, "here they are now!"
The 16 teams come up to Don.
"Alright! At the end of this street you will see a Don-Box," said Don, "push the button for your tip, follow what it says to do."
Everyone nods.
"The Ridonculous Race starts NOW!" announced Don.

Taylor and Kelley made it to the Don-Box first.
"We are the best!" yelled Taylor, "it's an either-or!"
(Don VoiceOver: "An either-or is where you do this, or you do that! In this Either-Or teams must...")
Noah: "...climb the stairs..."
Jen: "...or take the scares..."
Kitty: "and take the SkyWalk!"
"Scares!" yell a bunch of teams.

"Our race has started!" announced Don, "find out who will go home next time on The Ridonculous Race!"

 

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