What Have You Been For Halloween Before?

I have a very serious problem. I have no idea what to be for Halloween.

Some of my friends are giving up trick-or-treating, but I have no plans to. #NeverTooOldToBeYoung. I'll either go with other people or just go to a costume party or something. I don't know.

My dilemma is I haven't the foggiest notion what to be. I want to try something DIY, as I've recently realized that a lot of store bought costumes suck. I've spent the past hour or so just looking online for easy to make costumes.

I've considered being a honey badger(by just wearing a tail, ears, a honey badger don't care t-shirt, some furry clawed boots and fangs), Kristoff from Frozen(Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can't) a Despicable Me Minion(because why the Hell not?), or Jake from Adventure Time(again, why the Hell not?).

I am freaking out over this, even though I probs shouldn't be. Also, don't say be Princess Smeg. I don't own a tiara and have no plans on wearing one to school.

The nerdier the idea is the better!

 

• A pumpkin
• A tomato
• A nerdy pumpkin
• A zombie nerd
• A nerd in general
• A parrot
• Nicky Minaj

 

I will be a banana with a horse head so... try that :)

 

Anything. Your always beautiful <3

 

My ass is WAY too small, bruh.

 

USE PILLOWS

 

Or a pumpkin xD

 

Holy Floppy McFlapbaggies what the Hell is that unholy devil spawn?!?

 

Go as Gamzee (a character in Homestuck). It'll be hilarious.

 

I'm just gonna where a horse mask.

 

Be this, it's hideous.

NOTHING!

 

Be my momma










jk
You should try an assassin c:

 

SAAAAAAAME

 

Gurl, is you sayin' dat da Princess Smeg be UGLY?

Oh HELL no. I'm THE most fabalicious bootiful person in da world! I'll kick yo ass in a pretty off any day! I'm the original bad b**ch! Yo weave is dry and fake -3-

 

Make your costume, 'interactive'.
If ya know wut I mean.

 

I love this. I just love it XD

I got an idea: I could do a lumpy space prince cosplay sort of thing.

Yep. That's what I'm doing. Case closed. Kthnxbaiii.

Subject change: What have you guys been for Halloween over le years? From preshool to now, I've been:
A pirate
A vampire
A skeleton
Peter Pan
A ninja
A spy(but apparently whenever a black male puts on a suit and sunglasses, they get mistaken for Agent J. from MIB all night...)
A viking
A gladiator
Waldo
Green Lantern