Battle the person above you

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  1. DMachine487

    DMachine487 dead

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    Here are the rules:
    1. You create a shield out of some sort of material
    2. You break the enemy's shield

    Restrictions:
    Shields can't be indestructable
    The way you break it can't be illogical (I break your concrete shield with a feather)

    Example:
    1: I break your wood shield with a flaming match. I create a shield of steel.

    2: I melt your shield with lava. I create a shield out of darkness.

    3: I destroy it with a light spell. bla bla bla

    I create a shield made of ice.
     
  2. FlamoMarko

    FlamoMarko I'm hella cringy

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    I break you shield of ice with a fireball. I create a shield of perfectly picked raspberry's that only grow in the deepest darkest volcano. : >
     
  3. animalzzz

    animalzzz Viking

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    I break your shield by eating the raspberries.

    I make a shield of spiders
     
  4. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    I destroy your shield of spiders with bug spray. I make a shield made of a piece of the AoT/SnK wall.
     
  5. thebigman

    thebigman Donator

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    I burn the piece aflame.
    I create a shield of volcanic lava surrounding me.
     
  6. Huesan

    Huesan Trust me -- I'm an engineer Donator

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    I brake the shield by placing water on the volcanic lava, the lava turns to obsidian, omfg its harder now, theres nothing to do with obsidian, Fail.
    I made a shield made of cobwebs and spiders.
     
  7. WuskyWolf

    WuskyWolf

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    I CoD quadraple360noscopequickscop420blazeit shot the cobweb and spider shield. codrekt
    I made an invisible black hole shield.
     
  8. DMachine487

    DMachine487 dead

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    I use theoretical four-dimensional weaponry to escape the reaches of that black hole or destroy it.

    I make a shield out of Hulk's pants
     
  9. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Break it with a Nokia 3310.
    Shield made out of Nokia 3310s
     
  10. FlamoMarko

    FlamoMarko I'm hella cringy

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    I break your Nokia 3310 shield with a high pressure staple gun
    I make a shield out of the people I hate : >
     
  11. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    You can't break a Nokia 3310 hehehe
    I release a rhino that busts through your shield.
    I bring back my Nokia shield.
     
  12. Bl4ckThunder5

    Bl4ckThunder5 #ClassicalMusicFTW

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    I smash your nokia shield via battleaxe.
    I bring forth a shield made of vibranium and adamatium
     
  13. Cat1843Halo

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    I smash your shield with my HALO RING!
    I bring My shield made of carbon fiber plating
     
  14. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Break it with a Nokia
    Shield made out of Chuck Norris' fingernail clippings.
     
  15. brickman802

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    I eat the shield EDIT: I dunno how to break a shield that strong

    I made a shield out of sticky slime
     
  16. Shadow_Folf

    Shadow_Folf

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    Erm... I claw my way through your shield...

    I make a shield out of the horns of the devil.
     
  17. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Chuck Norris. Nuff said.
    Shield made out of Godzilla's (2014) spikes.
     
  18. JacksterX16

    JacksterX16 Dinosaur fanatic | Spinosaurus FTW!

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    I fart.
    then I make a shield made of yolo-swag-unicorns-that-say-derp
     
  19. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Throw a Nokia.
    Shield made of Nokia 3310s linked together by Chuck Norris's beard hair.
     
  20. JacksterX16

    JacksterX16 Dinosaur fanatic | Spinosaurus FTW!

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    gets a Ultra-gummy-xray-hypnosis-recycling-fantastic-demonic-realistsic-powerful- titanic-godly-supercalifragilisticxpyeloowdocious RAY GUNNNNN! and throws it in the bin
    Farts again swag
    and makes a shield out of sand :O