A normal phone convertsation

Im sorry please
stand by
Press 1 if you want to follow noah
press 2 if you want to kill noah
press 3 if all of the choices appel to you
press 4 if you are our are soul bank we have 52 souls for you to store Mr. Riolu
Press 5 if you just want to bit
Thank you for pressing 4 please hold!
Hello Mr.Riolu we would like to inform you taking souls is your former job! You now store souls for Ms. Dragon and Mr. Noobfax at Shadows Bank©. You will be informed soon!
Press 1 to hear more options
Press 2 to Listen to a live representative
Press 3 to bit
Thank you for pressing 2
please wait *5 hrs later*
I am sorry the phoneline you connected to closed down 4 hours and 59 minutes ago!
Press 1 to follow Mr. Noobfax
Press 2 to talk to Mangosdragon
Press 3 to talk to Shadow_R
Thank you for pressing 2
We have been inform MangosDragon is busy with the Mafia
and that she dosnt give to shi*s
Press 1 to hear other representatives
Thank you for pressing 1!
Press 1 to call Mr. Noobfax
Thank you for pressing 1
We have been informed Mr.Noobfax wants you to follow him congratulations! please do before he steals your soul
Press 1 to hear more representatives
Thank you for pressing 1!
Press 1 to talk to Mr. Noobfax
Press 2 to talk to MangosDragon
Press 3 to talk to Shadow_Riolu
*you: WTF!*
Thank you for pressing 3!
*phone rings*
OMG WTF!
WE have heard you hung up
So we will give you more options
Press 1 to talk to Mr. Noobfax
Press 2 to talk to MangosDragon
Press 3 to talk to Shadow_Riolu
Press 4 to screw us!
Thank you for pressing
We would like to inform you MangosDragon is calling
me: wtf did you call me for you hold the souls in the bank
You: who programed that site?
me: me its very much great right?
you: why are you reffering to doge on the phone?
me: I don't know Noah told me to!
you: did you beat the mafia
me: I am the mafia :D
you: um well ok I think im gona hang up now
me: WAIT!
you: fine, what
me: did you press 4 on hour phone
you: ya I think I wanted to screw you guys *lol sounds wrong*
me: that means I gota take your soul!
you: wait what?
me: let me get my syth
you: you cant your a friken mango
Me: I can still eat you im a dragon
you: um well screw it
*Mango walks away from computer grabs syth and fadora from door hanger*
*Mango eats you*
Phone-
THANK YOU FOR HAVING SERVICE WITh US!
Thank you for donating your soul!
this very sufficient phone line was designed by the very very best person eva MangosDragon
FOLOW @MangosDragon BEFORE HE EATS YOU!
FOLOW @Noahnoobfax BEFORE THE SOULBANK COLLECTS YOUR SOUL
don't follow @Shadow_Riolu hes dead because of mini (mangosdragon)!
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The person getting the call is @Shadow_Riolu btw if you did not get it

 

Follow @MangosDragon before he shoves mangoes and dragons down your throat O_o

 

XDXDXD!
how did you know my secret method?

 

I stalk youuuuuu

 

I do too your underwear is really nice, I admire Tomas The Train
Oh I cant read the wording you posted

 

I
...
Thomas is best

Thomas is love
Thomas is life

 

ya I see you twerking with those on
why do you have to disgust your stalker noah
ew

 

I dun twerk
I sing barney
DUH

 

People need to make more threads like this xD

 

I hate my life. This is why @Devin610 blew up my phone the day after? I regretted it at first, but I now thank @Devin610.

 

Both at the same time