3 New Parkour maps! Credits KingdomRuins (Easy) - Made by Heatdude Prison2 (Medium) - Made by Heatdude IceAge (Hard) - Made by ANumber2Pencil Thank you guys for your map submissions! __ If you want your own map to be added, submit your maps here! http://itsjerryandharry.com/forums/map-submissions.79/
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Parkour. The toxic chat is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 4-block jumps most of the maps will go over a typical player's head. There's also Heatdude‘s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Parkour pros understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these maps, to realize that they're not just impressive- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Parkour truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Heatdude's existencial catchphrase "JERRY PLS ACCEPT MY MAP," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as All of the map makers's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Parkour tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Yes I’m going to make one of these for almost every single news thread kek