The title is self-explanatory, honestly. I'll go first; What do you call a horse's best character in Smash? Their MANE. have fun
PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hammers are red. Sickles are blue. In Soviet Russia, poem wright you. @ImMattShadows I planted a tree in Wisconsin yesterday... I guess you can say the tree was... Leafy. Venom's terrible puns are terrible :p
If my mixtape is fire.. I guess you can say.. it's lit. @Robert Okay, I see the door. Time for me to exit through it.
I ATE MY COMPUTER. Spoiler: Punch line Spoiler: eril hcnuP Spoiler: The last one was spelled incorrectly Spoiler: Jk it was spelled backwards AND incorrectly Spoiler: but it didn't say the actual WORD incorrectly Spoiler: . . . Spoiler: Oh Spoiler: this is awkward now Spoiler: i made it awkward Spoiler: im sorryyyyy Spoiler: moo? Spoiler: OH MAY LWDO JHOVFJIFSDJDKAJSJDFD Spoiler: Everyone in *new movie* dies but the hero Spoiler: jk he dies too Spoiler: *Says actual movie name* Spoiler: how bored are u?? Spoiler: bruh Spoiler: ERMMM
What did the door say to the guy? Spoiler: You really wanna know? Spoiler: Warning you, its really corny Spoiler: If you hate puns, I advise you turn back now Spoiler: You asked for this... Spoiler: Alright, you ready? Spoiler: Prepare for the best punchline in history Spoiler: This is your last chance to turn back Spoiler: Alrighty then Spoiler: Here you go Nothing. Doors don't talk.
"i'm bisexual, dad" so you're into guys, right? and girls? "yes" and if you don't find a partner, are you on standbi? "did you just-"
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Spoiler: Please do not open if you are sensitive "I wouldn't mind living on a poultry, just to see your cock everyday." Pardon my language.